HELLO? AF??? are you out there???

Ok, seriously, my AF has gone missing. No, folks, not pregnant. I am now on cd34 and while I may have a few signs that she's coming, I'm not sure. She really needs to get here. I can't get started on this FET until she gets here. So, GET HERE ALREADY?!?! I was pretty sick during ovulation time so that may have delayed it but this is getting ridiculous! I would like to start my birth control pill and make my arrangements. I have flights to book, hotel and car reservations to make, let's get this show on the road! I'm ready to get moving!